You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
