there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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