O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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