So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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