did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My pussy is not your playground.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Randomize
