He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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