brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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