We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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