Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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