its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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