Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just gift wrapped bread.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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