dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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