we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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