Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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