she looked like the bat from fern gully.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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