He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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