no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We talked him into tasing himself.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
