So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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