He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
and you fell through a lawn chair
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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