It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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