Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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