i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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