white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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