do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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