well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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