I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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