ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I need mimosas to revive my soul
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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