Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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