I accidentally burped into my bong.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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