all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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