i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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