You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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