We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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