Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
sex in a hospital.. check
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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