Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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