do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Randomize
