So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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