I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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