If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I want to be your penis for a week.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
