Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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