you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
the raccoons are back...
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