is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I need moral support for this bender
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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