so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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