I just cut my nipple shaving
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
COCAINE IS GR8
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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