we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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