I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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