I puked a lego.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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