the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
40s are totally the cure
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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