oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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