Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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