Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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