Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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