What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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