I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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