Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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