The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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