I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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