sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She said her name was "party"
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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